Evil Mutant Lizard

The Evil Mutant Lizard lives in training classes.

He mutates the delivery of training material from what the instructional designer wrote.

He mutates the training away from the objectives.

He mutates away from the needs of the organization.

He replaces the original intent with fluffy games, koosh balls and mindless activities.

He thinks smelly markers and thrown candy will disguise the mutation.

Evil Mutant Lizard. You give training a bad name.

And just remember, Evil Mutant Lizard can be a he or a she.